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Source: blaintana
Dating these days is not a bed of roses. It’s more like a bed in which a man tries to reenact his favorite YouPorn clip on the first date. One woman offers up a few tips on proper sexual etiquette for a generation of Internet-addled guys. For starters, “dirty whore” is not actually a term of endearment.
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I mean it’s hard to screw up Versace, but this is just beyond excellent