December 2010
My Mellow
Mom: Everybody’s overly dramatic asses are really harshing my mellow
Just Because
dearoldlove:
Just because you love me doesn’t mean you deserve me.
And it was raining cats and dogs outside of her window
And she knew...
– Regina Spektor, Braille
Friendship is like a glass ornament, once it is broken it can rarely be put back...
– Charles Kingsley (via kari-shma)
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
– Orson Welles
Love Is All I Am
I need a silent true way to admire. Like you as a sunset, and I as a wildfire. And I can let the day go I’ve locked up these words, in fear that I’d say them wrong. Is it love as a mountain, or love as a simple song? And the moment that the two meet has now laid itself at your feet. And love is not convenient; it does not cease at your command. You might take and leave it, but love is...
My New Year’s resolution? More Ed Hardy shirts.
– (via shitnoonehaseversaid)
I can’t wait to figure out what’s wrong with me, so I can say this is the way...
– John Mayer, Split Screen Sadness. (via jeremyfall)
holymaurymotherofgod:
so the first couple on today…I just don’t believe in. That howling woman is one of my faves, though ;)
Without You
dearoldlove:
Without you I wouldn’t be me.
Mangos
MOM: The mango is sick
ME: huh?
MOM: The mango you bought for two dollars
ME: The mango’s are sick?
MOM: Rotten.
My 2000th post
The night is darkest just before the dawn.
Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not...
– Real Live Preacher
This is my winter song
December never felt so wrong
‘Cause you’re...
– Sara Bareilles & Ingrid Michaelson, Winter Song
Closure
It is truly astounding how much can change in a year.
Now listen here, I told you I could live on without loving you
I was bluffing...
– The Avett Brothers, I Would Be Sad
Big Frown
Mom: help. I don’t know how to watch tv :-C
Miss Yer Miss
dearoldlove:
I miss the way you used to miss me
When you get bit by a snake, you’re supposed to suck the poison out....
– Mean Girls
Unrefined Dining of the Day: Doctor Eats Entire... →
thedailywhat:
Dr. Arturo Carvajal says he had “never seen nor heard of” an artichoke before ordering and consuming a whole one at a Houston’s in Miami.
From Consumerist:
His lawsuit claims that he had “never seen nor heard of previously” an artichoke and that it was the restaurant’s fault for not teaching him how to eat it.
“It takes a sophisticated diner to be familiar with the artichoke,”...